Okay, I promise I won't peek!
Hey, I'm two years old. What did you expect?
Cool! A Big Wheel. And it only took Daddy 17 hours to put it together.
Uh, Daddy? I don't think I'm big enough to ride it yet.
Ebbett's thinking, "I thought he was too small to ride it? Damn! Am I ever gonna catch a break?"
Well, maybe next year I'll have a happier birthday. I know there's a better family out there.