"Wow! All this for me? I hope you did better than you did at
"Wow! A Redskins diaper cover? Just what I always wanted to crap in!"
"Presents? Good. Cake? Good! Boob? Good!! Birthdays? Yeh...I like 'em."
"I've been working out. Can you tell?"
"Sigh...only 237 more to go."
"Did I ever mention how much I love the swing?"