"And then the the lady who lived in the shoe shot her oldest kid in the head."

I call this the "Modified Dewey Decimal System"

Do not try to stop the cards in mid-air - that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth: There are no cards.

Do not think that I made this mess - that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: There is no mess.

Yeh, that's pretty funny stuff.

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"You touch either kid and you're dog meat."

Miss Antoinette said I could have some.

Easter in Phoenix - it was only 86 degrees.

Mmm...chocolate-free, gluten-free, soy Easter treats. Thanks, Susanna!

Man, I love mud. Mud! Mud! Mud!

I'm freaking out, Dude!

Yeh, it was cold, but so what? It's mud, Baby! Mud! Mud! Mud!