Daddy told me this was an authentic Thanksgiving twig!
Michael and I are still working on this whole drinking thing
"I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee...and Michael has a beer belly!"
Since I'm older, Michael looks up to me
I like it when Daddy calls me "Helmet Head"
"You say it's okay to play in the street?"
"Daddy, why doesn't Mommy have a bald spot like you?"
"Yeh...this is real fun for both of us."
"You guys ever hear of Windex?"
"Stand up? I'm just getting the hang of crawling, ya knucklehead!"
"My eyes are more blue than Daddy's!"