Man...I gotta stop brushing my hair so hard.

I'm training for Olympic Bed Jumping. I mean, if women's soccer is a sport, why not?

Will someone bring me my cigar, please?

As a matter of fact, Yes, I am ready for some football!

Ah...my first crush. Sari is still soft in all the right places!

I knew if I stood on the chair I could take it down from the wall.

Ooh Wee! This water is cold. Daddy says I have to watch out for shrinkage.

That may be an issue for him, but obviously it doesn't apply to me.