I guess all my hair is still on Daddy's butt.

I hope Mommy is putting away money to pay for my years of therapy...

Ahh...farting is good...

Except when you have to smell them...yech!

Hey! Big Brother! You wanna send some of that water my way?

What good are my blue eyes when I look like Kojak?

The only TV shows I watch are American Chopper and Rhoda!