I may not have any teeth, but I can still smile.
Of course, if I had known I was wearing this, I wouldn't be smiling.
I'm quite vain, you see.
Hey! This is my secret hiding place. Get outta here.
Mmm...Everything must go in my mouth.
Instead of playing with me, my parents stick me in this contraption. Modern parenting, my ass.
And now I can stay sitting up all on my own, but I still need help getting there.